With the arrival of Sunshine, I have developed a new vocabulary. Yeah, I know… most people develop “baby language.” I, however seem to have developed a particular dialect. While it’s admittedly a bit odd, many are fairly self-explanatory. It seems I have come up with a slew of word choices or descriptions for bodily functions. Why is this, do you think?
Angry Suck: (verb) When Sunshine has her pacifier (or the boob) in her mouth and she is grumbling her discontent that it took you so dang long to do what she wanted.
Boobles: (noun) Another nickname for the boobs.
“Doin’ the Doo”: Uh, yeah. Making a poo.
Fuss Fuss – (verb) Rhymes with Gus Gus. Yes, from Cinderella. When Sunshine is getting, what? Fussy.
Grumpapotamus: (verb) When Sunshine is super grumpy. Yeah, speaks for itself.
Mao- (verb) Not Chinese based, but sounds like Mao, but I always thought of it like MOW, but pronounced like Mao. Definition: When Sunshine chews, with her gums (soon to be teeth), on my boob and growls at the same time. This is funny. For now. 😦
Poot, Pootin, or Pootasaurus: (Noun, verb, Noun). Dude, the kid has farted, or is making or has made a BIG doo-doo.
Side B: (Noun) Depicts whatever breast is next after emptying out the first one.
That’s about it for now. I expect I will develop more words as we go along.
Do you have any words that you’ve made up for your kids?